Danny Canasta

danny Canasta

I guess everyone, even the pulpit pimps, have to start small and work their way up.  I’m sure at one time, Ken Copeland’s protégé Leroy Thompson was just a grammatically challenged Black preacher who wanted to make it big at the expense of the saints.  And Jesse Duplantis was just a big toothed joker out of Louisiana.  Cashflow Dollar?  I think he ran a church out of his house.  So I probably shouldn’t be too hard on Danny Davis, a relatively unknown seller of oils, waters, prayer cloths and other miraculous materials.  I wouldn’t be too surprised if he is selling Bibles autographed by the Apostle Paul.  They’d be King James translations of course – same translation Paul used.

When I went out to the pimp’s site, he had the obligatory serious looking picture of himself, as shown above.  At first I thought he looked like Mike Murdoch, a scary enough prospect all by itself.  And that’s when it struck me.  He doesn’t look like Mike Murdoch.  He looks like…well, he looks like the cowboy that went up against Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny.

He looks like Nasty Canasta.  Never heard of him?  Here’s a photo of one of my favorite Looney Tunes bad guys.

nasty-canasta

He even has the same facial hair arrangement as Danny Boy.  What more could you ask for?

We know Mr. Canasta is something of a start-up.  And we know he’s a pimp, a big dog wannabe.  He’s running all the beginner’s scams and he’s running them at beginner’s prices.

As you can see, he’s got four ways for you to bless him.   You can make a Breakthrough Seed offering of $333.  Or you can give a Prophetic Seed offering of $430.  Or, if you’re feeling particularly Biblical, you give a Genesis 26:12 offering of $26.12.  And finally, he gives you the open ended option of sending him a tithe.  He doesn’t even put a price…um…amount on that one.

four ways to take your money

But I guess he must not be doing too well at the moment.  It doesn’t look like he’s had much time or resources to keep the site updated.  The only announcement talks about an event in Dallas on April 28th of this year.

Late Announcement

I kind of suspect you people need to support this man so he can begin to make his way to full-fledged pimpdom.  At the moment, he’s just knocking around the edges, appearing on TWN.

But seriously, why do you tolerate the appearance of such men on stations that claim to be presenting the Word of God?

8 Responses to “Danny Canasta”

  1. Angie Says:

    Awesome article! I just appreciate you taking the time to expose the foolishness. Keep up the good work!

  2. TONEE Says:

    It’s called Freedom Of Speech. Like it or not. If Gays can wave flags and get civil rights without anyone being bold enough to confront them (polictically or spiritually) then the “Pimps” as these Preachers are called ,have a right to try to sell their gargage. And Danny-Boy is full of gimmicks!

    (MN: Okay Tonee, see if you can follow this. No one is saying Danny Canasta doesn’t have a right to say what he wants. The point of the article is to warn people about him, not to try and get him to stop saying the things he is saying. Your comment makes it sound as though I am complaining about the fact that he can spew his foolishness. I’m not. Again, I am warning people about the fact that this fellow is a pimp, just out for your money. )

  3. Tee Says:

    Melvin,

    To answer your last question, I don’t! When I start seeing guys like him on a channel that I enjoy, I stop watching that channel. If I see someone like him on a network, that says to me that the network is in it for the money, and they do not screen the ministries that buy airtime from them. I will not give them ratings by tuning into them while they are polluting the airwaves with false prophets and heretics.

    Tee

  4. Danny Says:

    “Cashflow Dollar” that’s gold- well said! Agree with your pimp ministers articles. Keep’em coming!

  5. walksbyf8h Says:

    Now see? If you do him the favor of doubling your Breakthrough Seed you can bless that “migh-tay mand of gawd” with the illuminating and prophetic amount of $666! Sounds just about right to me!

  6. J M Williams Says:

    Lawdhavemercy! Ol’ Danny is at it still? I remember him from my hometown of Flint, Michigan, where he had a fleecing ministry! He had a thing going where he asked for an offering and he sent you some coins from “the holy lands” [sic]. Those coins were from a couple of South American countries. Ooooowee, I fear for what is coming to him, misrepresenting God’s Word as he’s doing!

  7. Danny Says:

    Folks! I was once a ‘fleeced’ or shorn ‘sheep.’ The relevant preachers shorn me + other gullibles via tithes + offerings.
    As a reformed sheep, transmogrified from my gullible phase, I’m layin’ this scripture on ya.’…. Mathew 6:19 -24. Brothers, sisters, go forth: preach this to the pimps. More importantly, preach it to their victims as they bleat in gullibility and ignorance!…

    • J M Williams Says:

      From where I sit, these pulpit pimps ought to be ashamed of themselves. Maybe they need a double dose of I Thessalonians 2:7-12. I think all of ‘em skipped that part of the Scriptures . . .

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