Forget Doctrine! Nobody’s Perfect!

July 22, 2016

If you were the pastor of a large church and responsible for the souls within that congregation (Hebrews 13:7; Jer 50:6; Ezekiel 3:17), would you allow a man who denies the deity of Jesus Christ, denies the accuracy and inspiration of the Bible, denies the resurrection, views the Qur’an as superior to the Bible, believes that God appeared in the person of Master W. Fard Muhammad in July of 1930 and that he was the long awaited Messiah of the Christians and the Mahdi of the Muslims, and believes that Jesus’ body is sealed in a glass tube filled with a liquid and is still in a tomb near Jerusalem to speak to your flock?

What if you are a member of a church and your pastor allowed someone who believed these things to preach from the pulpit?  Would you find it necessary to walk away from the church and its leadership?

If you were one of the subordinate leaders at the church, would you tender your resignation and walk away?

A couple of reasons the pulpit pimps are able to run such a successful and profitable game on churches (Black and White) are because the answer to the first question is, all too often, “yes.”  And , sadly, the answers to the second and third questions are “no.”

A church in Southeast DC, supported by a friend of mine, is having a youth revival.  Yes, I know.  The idea of scheduling a revival whether it is for the youth, the aged, the smart, or the stupid is nowhere to be found in Scripture.  And yes, it is firmly rooted in tradition.  But that’s beside the point.

I explained to my friend that one of the preachers – Akil Dickens – is the youth minister at Ebenezer African Methodist Episcopal church.  That church (Ebenezer AME) is pastored by Grainger Browning.  His lovely wife, Jo Ann, is the co-pastor.  (Again, I know.  There is no such arrangement within Scripture.  But that’s not why I’m writing this.)

If you recall, several years ago, Louis “Calypso Louie” Farrakhan tried to recreate the very profitable Million Man March with the Millions More March.  As a part of preparing for and publicizing the event, Calypso Louie preached at Ebenezer AME to a packed out sanctuary.  While I would have preferred to use a more neutral word like “spoke”, he did a great deal more than simply speak about the march.  I know.  I was there in the crowd.

Here’s a portion of the account of his appearance at Ebenezer AME:

The Muslim leader shared his vision, speaking in the crowded sanctuary of Ebenezer AME Church, a guest of Pastor Rev. Grainger Browning, and his wife, Rev. Joann Browning. Popular vocalist Erykah Badu led the singing of “Lift Ev’ry Voice and Sing”—the Black National Anthem—as a way, she declared, to help chase any lingering fear from the room.

Grainger introduced him as a very godly man.  While behind the pulpit, Calypso Louie denied the deity of Jesus Christ, promoted the Qur’an, knocked Christianity, promoted Mohammed, and generally insulted the people in the sanctuary.  How did Grainger come to consider him godly if Grainger knows he believes these things?  Giving him the benefit of the doubt, how could Grainger have been dumb enough not to know he believed these things?  And we won’t even talk about the mother ship orbiting the Earth.

Sadly, Grainger never stopped him or corrected him.  Sadder still, the congregation seemed in complete agreement with him.  They enthusiastically peppered his speech with lots shouts of “Praise God” and “Thank you Jesus.”

Akil Dickens sits under the leadership of Grainger Browning – and his lovely wife Jo Ann.  I suggested to my friend that anyone who is willing to ignore what Grainger did is not fit to lead or teach the church’s youth.  And by “the church” I mean the universal church, the Body of Christ.   Grainger – and his lovely wife Jo Ann – clearly demonstrated they should not be the pastor or co-pastor of people seeking the truth of God.

My friend’s response was interesting.  He said “Nobody’s perfect.  We just need to accentuate the positive.”  He even mentioned that he had attended one of the nearby Nation of Islam (NoI) mosques (#4) and was surprised to find that the speaker used the Bible more than he did the Qur’an.  Apparently that makes them a little more acceptable in his eyes.

Let me ask you this:  Would any of you have a problem if your pastor brought in a Jehovah’s Witness to preach one Friday night?  They use the Bible (sort of).  Or how about a Mormon?  Would that be okay?  They use the Bible too.  AND they’re very nice people.  Does the fact that both groups deny the deity of Jesus Christ matter?  Would it be okay as long as the JWs don’t talk about Jesus being the Archangel Michael or the Mormons mention that Adam is our God and Satan is Jesus’ half brother?

My friend still doesn’t understand that issues like this go way beyond expecting perfection from some one.  This gets down to being willing and able to defend the foundations of the faith.  If you are not willing to stand for those foundations, how will you ever be able to teach them?

Doctrine matters.  It is the thing that separates us from non-Christians, be they Mormons, JW’s, Catholics, or Buddhists and Hindus.  Grainger had absolutely no business exposing that congregation to that fount of poison and false doctrine known as Calypso Louie.  His staff had no business letting him do it.  If no one complained, they are complicit in the violation of trust.  If they did complain but remained under Grainger, they are still complicit.  Either way, they have demonstrated a lack of faithfulness to Christ and have demonstrated that without repentance, they should not be allowed to “minister” to the youth, or anyone else for that matter.

Unfortunately, any insistence on standing for sound doctrine, for faithfulness to the doctrines delivered to us once and for all, will get you accused of being legalistic.  Which, of course, is what my friend ended up saying.

People, work to keep the church faithful to Jesus Christ.  If it means you don’t get to keep your friends, so be it.  If it means you alienate your family, then you have to be willing to pay that price.  But as John and Peter said in Acts 4:19-20, we should give heed to God, not men.

Too often, the shepherds are willing to compromise for one reason or another.  I cannot judge the motives of Mr. and Mrs.  Browning or of Akil Dickens.  I can only address their compromise in being willing to associate so closely with a man so clearly hostile to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

That isn’t legalism.  It’s faithfulness to the Lord Jesus Christ.

How to Grow Your Church Like I Grew P.I.M.P Temple

June 17, 2016

It’s been a while, but I wanted to make sure I kept my readers informed on how me and my church are doing.   Believe me, it’s been great because it’s been really, really  profitable for me.  Click here for the previous update.

Over the last couple of years, I’ve gotten a lot of questions about Praise Immanuel Mighty Prince Temple (aka P.I.M.P Temple).  I’ve given you a little history about the church.  You know, things like how we came to hire Vicki “Boom Boom” Parker, the former exotic dancer, as the main performer…er…the ministry lead in the Liturgical Dance Ministry; how we built up the transportation ministry using the, um, skills of “Keys” MacMillan a mostly reformed car thief; and how our motto “Give until it hurts and then watch God work” keeps people giving to the ministry even when it makes no sense to give.

The truth is, I developed a set of principles that made me the alpha pimp I am.  And I guarantee these principles can transform you from someone who just preaches the gospel to the CEO of a multi-million dollar, multi-national organization.  And these principles will help you live as large as I do.

Of course, this is a good place to remind you about the book I wrote:  “Pimping for Dummies.”  And for a mere $19.95 you can have access to my monster best seller.  I’ve supplied a link to let you order the book.  Click here.  But don’t order it, and definitely don’t read it until you are ready to up your game a thousand percent and you are ready to do whatever it takes to have your own P.I.M.P. Temple.

What kind of results can you expect?  Take a look at the following pictures.  The first picture is the outside of my church before I took over.  The second one is the interior of the sad little church.  They had just bought the 15 white chairs from Walmart the week before.  The two chair in the lower left of the photograph belonged to one of the members.

First Storefront

Jesus Christ Apostolic Church – My First Church

Interior of JC Apostolic

Once I applied the principles which I lay out in “Pimping for Dummies” (on sale for $19.95 if you click here) it was a short time before the congregation started growing.  Of course, none of the original members stayed.  They didn’t share my vision for my church.  They kept talking about the vision Jesus has for the church.  Before too long, after several moves (mostly away from the poor community we had been in) we went from the dinky little church you saw earlier, to a church with the interior you see in the next picture.   It took a few years but I was able to really enjoy the ride.

Interior of P.I.M.P Temple

This baby seats over five thousand people at once.  Five thousand!  And I can fill the seats during all three services on Sunday.   Sometimes even the overflow rooms are packed out.  When I have special events, they get packed out again, ripe for passing the collection plates.  Wait.  We use those big containers like the ones they use at the chicken place.

So, you ask, what are these principles I keep talking about?  How do you make a church grow?

The first thing I have to do is define our terms.  When some people read the phrase “make the church grow”, they might think I’m talking about helping the congregation grow in spiritual maturity.  Let me disabuse you of that notion.  You don’t want them to grow in spiritual maturity.  You want them to grow in numbers.  Take a look at just about any of the mega churches’ websites and you will see that they are always talking about how the pastor grew the church from some pathetic small number to thousands or tens of thousands of congregants.

And the bigger a church is, the easier it is for the members to live in anonymity.  And the people will want to be there because they can look religious without being held accountable.  They don’t have to actually be Christians.

Remember, it’s not about spiritual growth.  It’s about numbers.   And to grow the numbers, these are the things you should never do:

  1. Never challenge the congregation spiritually. It turns out the pastor before me actually had expectations for the folks.  He wanted them to study for themselves, to memorize scripture they have wrestled with to understand, and to pray the Scripture – in context.
  2. Never give them specific biblical reasons for change. People will think you are trying to judge them.  And rather than actually stand before a holy God, they’ll leave and find a place where they can be comfortable in their sin.
  3. Never preach using an accurate understanding of Scripture. It’s not your job to explain what God has to say in Scripture.  If you want to get large, you have to distort the message in just the right places.  Scare the Bejesus out of them by telling them they are robbing God if they don’t support your latest project by giving their tithes and offering.  Make them think the reference in Psalms (for you are the head and not the tail) refers to them and their finances.

“But Melvin,” you say.  “You’ve only told me what I shouldn’t do.  What should I do?”

That’s easy.  And you’ll be surprised you didn’t think of these principles once I tell you.  Of course, you can get greater detail in the book that’s on sale right now for just $19.95 at this link.

Here’s what you do:

  1. Decide what you want them to think.  Then preach those verses that you can best make say that.  For example,  one of the psalms says “Touch not God’s anointed” and someplace else it says “And do his prophet no harm”.  At every opportunity tell them you are God’s anointed, that this is talking about the pastor, the elder, the bishop or whatever other title you decide to give yourself.   And of course talking about you, questioning your teachings is the same as doing God’s prophet harm.  Make sure they think that Malachi 2:10 is mandatory and that the storehouse is your church.  Once you’ve loosened their hold on Scripture, you can make them think the storehouse is you.  But don’t push that too soon.   It can have some really awful blow-back that could take a few years to get past.
  2. Hire some killer musicians and singers. Always have the keyboard playing in the background, ready to emphasize your statements and distract from the fact that you don’t have anything to say.  And if your musician times it right, you should be able to get one-third to one-half the church to jump and shout.  And an added benefit:  once they get worked up, it’s a lot more likely they will bring cash money up to lay at your feet.   And never, ever ask the musicians about their sexual orientation.
  3. Bring in some big names. It doesn’t matter if you are Trinitarian and they are Oneness, if they deny the deity of Jesus Christ or not.  It doesn’t even matter if the big name is under investigation, divorced several times or accused of accosting barely adult boys.  The main qualifications are that the speakers have a mega church of their own, that they be a television personality and that they are willing to work with you to promote you.  A plus is if they are willing to work alongside the unsaved or those hostile to the Gospel.  Once you are able to afford their honorarium you can pick someone like Ken Ulmer, T. D. Jakes, Fred Price and a host of others.  These people are guaranteed to draw the big crowds without you having to risk the crowd hearing a properly exegeted message.

Oh, and don’t forget, click here and you can get my book for $19.95.  And I’ll be holding a Leadership conference near the end of the year.  If you sign up now, you’ll get the book as a gift.  The cost of the conference is a mere $527.56.  But the return on your investment, if you use my principles, will be in the millions of dollars.  We should have the information up in a couple of days.  I think.

And remember:  They’re the sheeple.  They want to be fleeced.  If you don’t someone else will.

 

Avoiding the Wolves (Or: Exposiwhat?)

January 12, 2016
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Stuart the Balloon Minion

There are some people who can take a bunch of balloons, put them together, and make a statue of Stuart, the Minion.   Unfortunately, there are also lots of people, a lot of them standing behind pulpits every Sunday, who can take a collection of Scriptures and make them say what ever they want them to say.

How do you avoid the bozos who would use Scripture to separate you from your hard earned money, telling you that you are glorifying God in the process?  The primary way is to take steps to see if you church is healthy.

Mark Dever, from Nine Marks (IX Marks) has put together a book that gives a thumbnail sketch of what makes up a healthy church.  You can find it here and by clicking on the image below.  It’s called “What is a Healthy Church?”

One of the characteristics of a healthy church is expositional preaching.

In the words of Mr. Dever, expositional preaching is

…the kind of preaching that, quite simply, exposes God’s Word.  It takes a particular passage of Scripture, explains that passage, and then applies the meaning of the passage to the life of the congregation…A commitment to expositional preaching is a commitment to hear God’s Word.”

Expositional preaching is not reading a verse and then preaching on a topic loosely related to that verse.  The preacher, in general, will not use such phrases as “While I was praying last night, God showed me what this verse means.”

It’s not preaching to the congregation on a topic and using biblical texts only to back up his point.  The pastor should never simply pile up Scripture in an effort to rebuke someone in the audience.

It is insisting that the point of the biblical text be the point of the sermon using that biblical text.

For example, we will often hear 1 Corinthians 13 preached during a wedding.  Counselors will use portions of it to help married couples experiencing difficulties.  But if we are going to make the point of the text the point of the sermon, the point of the sermon will have to be having the right attitudes in the use of spiritual gifts.  The section, stuck between chapters 12 and 14 has everything to do with the Corinthians and how badly they were relating to each other as believers in exercising their gifts. It has nothing specifically to do with husbands and wives.  You might try Ephesians 5:22-25 for that.

If a preacher quotes Malachi 3 and then insists you need to give ten percent to his church, the point of his sermon is not the point of the text.  If he tells you that you must shout and dance as a part of worship because Jesus tells us the Son of Man, like the snake in the desert, must be lifted up, the point of his sermon is not the same as the point of the text.

What the preacher says when he says these kinds of things may or may not be true.  But he certainly is not speaking that which God wants spoken to the congregation using His word.  Instead, he is preaching what HE wants to preach to the people, using God’s Word.  And I can say without fear of error that virtually all Pulpit Pimps use God’s Word to say what they want to say, not what God wants said.

You want to escape the pimps?  Get to a healthy church.  Get to a church that, for starters, engages in expositional preaching.  Click on the image below to get an idea of what the functions and activities of a healthy church should be.  And I guarantee you, standing when the pastor walks up to the pulpit is not one of those activities.

Oh, and if you want a fairly non-technical description of expositional preaching so you can recognize it when you see it (or at least when your pastor is preparing a sermon in keeping with the general principles) click the image below.

 

T Dexter At the Joint Circus

January 8, 2016

Sad to say, I wasn’t able to come close to seeing all of T. Dexter’s sermon.  I heard the beginning and some of the middle, the early middle.  And from what I could hear, he didn’t exactly disappoint.

T. Dexter spoke from Mark 8:22-26, the episode that involved the blind guy Jesus healed by spitting in his eyes.  Jesus then questioned him about what he saw.  Of course the man’s vision was completely restored.

The last thing I heard him talking about before the stream’s delay became intolerable, was the need for a CEO to have vision.  And he mentioned that without vision in an organization you can end up with division.  Did he chase that down further during the rest of his speech?  I don’t know.  One of you who may have heard it might want to let me know.  It may be available on DVD or CD but I’ll get hit in the head before I pay some money for a recording of the goings on.

As a side note, you should be aware of the fact that your boys Owen and Jenkins are welcoming and even honoring some rather questionable characters.

I assume you did see Bishop Grainger Browing from Ebenezer AME in Southern PG County.  You remember Grainger, right?  He’s the one who invited Calypso Louie Farrakhan to speak to his congregation and to pump up support for the Million Man March years ago.  He even let the Nation of Islam sell materials in the lobby.  This is the guy who sat there and said nothing as Calypso Louie, from the pulpit, denied the deity of Jesus Christ, reducing Him to nothing more than a prophet, and not even the main prophet at that.

Millicent Hunter, a pastor and, I believe, a bishop, was there too.  She was one of the last preachers I listened to before I left First Baptist Church of Glenarden on the Kettering.  She’s a full up Word of Faith sweetie.  When she was speaking to us she quoted Hebrews 11 where it says:

“By faith we understand that the universe was created by the word of God, so that what is seen was not made out of things that are visible”

She informed us that God created the universe by faith.  And of course she went on to state that we have to have that God kind of faith.

And of course, they had the flag wavers and dancers.

I’m not sure what was going on exactly, but one woman was singing while she was laying on the floor.  The guy next to her seems to be unconscious.


I didn’t get to hear much of the sermon and I didn’t get to hear most of what was going on, but just the stuff I could glean from what I could see and hear lets me know people should stay as far away from FBCGotK as possible.  And it lets me know that the leopard John Jenkins hasn’t changed his spots at all.

T. Dexter Strikes Again

January 8, 2016

  
In the last post, I made a mistake. I said T. Dexter was going to be speaking at First Baptist Church of Glenarden on the Kettering (FBCGotK) last Wednesday. Actually, he’s going to be speaking tonight. I have no idea what he will be speaking on, and I have no idea how long the “service” is going to last.

The last time I heard him speak live was when the $55 million monument/mausoleum/memorial was dedicated several years ago. When he spoke he said some nebulous stuff about buildings indicating the future of the nation. And of course, the $55 million FBCGotK building is an indication of the legacy FBCGotK is leaving the county and the church.

Of course when I attended the dedication of the building, I had to park over a quarter mile away on a street with no sidewalks. It was cold, dark and the street was dark. I had to crowd into the building, find a seat in the balcony, and listen to a lot of people singing a couple of repetitive songs over and over again. All told, it cost me a good four hours of my time.

Well, I can’t be gone from home for that long now. And fortunately I won’t have be. If nothing else, FBCGotK is tech savvy. To you people in Glenarden, that means his team knows how to use the Internet to lure in more people.

FBCGotK has a live broadcast application and I can actually use it from the comfort of my own home to watch as T. Dexter butchers and twists the Word of God. And I can watch as people bring up money to the “altar”, laying money at the feet of the speaker.

And we can see if tries to turn men into a bunch of women the way he did at the Verizon Ceter several years ago.  

I hope to have a report for you tomorrow. Stand by.

And the Walls Come Tumbling Down

January 6, 2016

So, I decided to take Pretty Peggy to First Baptist Church of Glenarden on the Kettering (FBCGOTK) this past Sunday. We went to the 12 noon service and I must say I was impressed. A lot of times, people change, they flip flop, or they run through a lot of foolishness just because it’s good to be up on the latest gimmick.  But John Kenneth Jenkins Sr. (the pastor of FBCGOTK) has remained the same for the last fifteen years. Well, there have been some changes, but I’ll get to those a little later.

Sunday, John preached on Joshua 6:1-5 and 20. It’s the story of the defeat of the fortress city Jericho. You know the one. God told Joshua to walk around the city with his army six times in six days. And on the seventh day the priests were to blow the trumpets and the men were to shout. When they shouted, the walls would fall down and Jericho would be laid bare before them. The bottom line: walk around, blow the trumpets, shout, take the city of Jericho (and destroy pretty much everything in it except for Rahab).

Can ANYONE guess the direction John Kenneth Jenkins Senior, the pastor of FBCGOTK, went with this? Did he focus on God making sure the Israelites didn’t think they defeated the people of Jericho on their own? He mentioned it in passing, but that was it. Did he talk about the significance of the trumpets, the marching, or the shouting? Not at all. Did he explain to everyone that we all have our Jerichoes, things we want or want to be, and it just seems like we can’t get them? You bet.  And he did as fine and consistent a job of butchering that portion of God’s word as I have ever seen him do in the past.

In the thirty minute sermon he spent the first ten minutes talking about the march around the walls and twenty minutes talking about how we can knock down the walls of our personal Jericho.  Of course, none of those ways included seeking God’s will, praying, or submitting to God.

According to John Kenneth Jenkins, the lesson we get from the story of Jericho is that in order to get our victory at our Jericho we have to:

  1. See the vision God has for us. After all, when God was talking to Joshua, He said “See, I have given Jericho into your hands.” We have to see the vision.
  2. Have faith in or believe the vision. If we don’t have faith in the vision, then God can’t bring it about.
  3. Obey His instructions. If He tells us to do something and we don’t do it, then that just shows we don’t have faith.

He mentioned a fourth thing we are supposed to do but I forgot what it was. In fact he had the audience say the four things with him four or five times. Then he let them say it by themselves a couple of times.

And apparently shouting plays a part in receiving our Jericho victory. He spent the las five minutes shouting the word “shout” and belittling people who didn’t seem to go along with The shouting. Pretty Peggy suggested we leave while he was shouting so we could miss the traffic jam of people trying to get off the property.  I readily agreed.  But before we left, he did name a couple of Jerichoes we face.

Of course one of the Jerichoes people may have to defeat is a Generational Curse. Yes, after nearly fifteen years he’s still preaching generational curses. And the sheeple are still eating it up.

One of the things that did change is the flag waving. It would seem that if you bring in Liturgical Dancing the flags won’t be too far behind. And given that he does not seem to have grown a single iota with respect to the handling of the word, I guess you have to bring in a new thing or two just to keep the sheeple entertained and happy.

Of course he is bringing in the big guns of liturgical entertainment this week. FRodar, 8 January, T. Dexter (aka T. D. Jakes) is going to be speaking at FBCGOTK’s revival; the one they hold annually with the Pentecostal church from DC pastored by Bishop Owens and co-pastored by his wife. By the way, would any of you care to show me the concept of co-pastor/wife in the Bible? Or maybe “first lady” can be supported by Scripture.

And he still has everyone stand when he enters the sanctuary. I’m just not getting it. If he is supposed to be humble, why does he have the people stand when he comes in? Does he have some kind of special anointing? Is he somehow different and should be fussed over as the mand of Gawd? It’s very curious and downright scary. It goes along with one guy there telling me he wouldn’t have a problem if John K. Jenkins brought in a Jehovah’s Witness to preach because “the pastor knows what’s best for us.”  That’s Scary – both because the man believed it John K. Jenkins allows such an attitude to develop.

And just so you know that nothing of importance has changed, the good pastor still encourages the audience to get worked up, to dance around, to run around, and to bring money up and lay it on the “altar.”  You almost feel sorry for the congregation…almost; especially when you consider that many of them, though they go to church every Sunday, they likely don’t have a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ or an understanding of just what they Bible is and says.

An Irreconcilabe Paula

September 9, 2015

With a faith undaunted by the task at hand, this mother, humanitarian and beloved mentor is also the Senior Pastor of New Destiny Christian Center in Apopka, Florida, a non-traditional church with a multi-cultural mission whose membership ranges in the thousands. A gifted exhorter and motivator, the core of Paula’s message is “delivering spiritual truths that transforms lives”.

As in secular  life, the vast majority of the pulpit pimps are men.  But there is an occassional woman among the ranks.  Paula White, excuse me, Paula Cain is one of those women.  

The parapgraph at the beginning of this essay is from her web site.  It says she has “faith undaunted”.  It says her message is, at the core, one of …”spiritual truths that transform lives.”  And it points out that New Destiny Christian Center (that’s the name of her church) is multicultural.    

I want to focus on “spiritual truths that transform lives.”

More than anyone, I know the marriage relationship is very difficult, even if you are totally dependent on the Sprit of God.  We have been married forty years.  I spent the first twenty-five (I was saved the whole time) stepping on every mine in the field and going back to check on a couple to make sure I covered them all.  The next ten were spent trying to repair the damage done during the first 25 years.  So yeah, marriage is difficult.  It was mostly Peggy’s willingness to be obedient to Christ that kept the whole thing from blowing up.

I said all of that to say this:  Paul’s “Ministry” is one that “…transforms lives.”  In a couple of other places on her site, she says:

Paula White Ministries operates under the premise that the solutions to all of the problems we face in Life are rooted in discovering, nurturing, and propagating a lifestyle of engagement with God through Jesus Christ.

Paula is now in her third marriage.  Her last one ended because of irreconcilable differences.  Her hsuband is now on number four.

Sheeple  are so gullible (I’ve been told I should say this rather than “stupid”.)  But I guess if you go with Word of Faith and a women pastors, it’s not that difficult to ignore Scripture in a lot of other ways.  

The woman preaches the power of God, but she lives like the unsaved.  

I say this not to condemn her but to warn you sheeple to get away from her.  For several reasons she is not qualified to shepherd a flock.   

The most obvious and probably least agreed on by various denominations, is the obvious fact that she is a woman.  Scripture says that a pastor/bishop/elder is to the hasband of one wife.   So unless we are going to go lesbian, this is talking about a man.  But even aside from this, Scripture lays out several additional standards.  

The elder should be of good reputation.  As I said, poor ol’ Paula is now working on her third marriage, with a fellow who is now working on his fourth.  And she is rumored to have have been…um…intimately involved with another Word of Faith televangelist by the name of Benny Hinn, another person who talks alot about a life changing ministry.  

But despite this, the sheeple continue to support her.  They continue to see her as an anointed woman of God rather than just a pimpette, telling people what they want to hear and promising them what they want to get.  They continue to send her a “seed”, be it $69 dollars based on her butchering of Psalm 69, or $20.15 becuase you want 2015 to be your year of Breakthrough.  

Walk away from her, run to Christ.  Walk away from her “ministry” and run to the Word of God.  

Soldier for the Lord or Friend of the World?

September 3, 2015

  
 Whether you like it or not, we are soldiers. We are told to put on the whole armor. We are told to use the weapons that are mighty through God for the pulling down of strongholds. We are told to fight the good fight.

 But every army, all soldiers need leaders who know the enemy, who know the objectives, and who are dedicated to victory using the strategy laid out by the commanding general. That commanding general is, of course, God. And His strategy is laid out in the BIble.  

 TD Jakes (hereafter referred to as T. Dexter) claims to be a leader within Christianity. But the difficulty is that he is not standing firm in such a way that the rest of the Christians are encouraged to stand firm against the onslaught of a secular society; a society explicitly hostile to Christianity.

 Recently. T. Dexer gave an interview, addressing the topic of homosexuality and the “Black” church. In it, he stated that the homosexual has to find a church where he or she feels welcome…in their homosexuality. Additionally, he says, in that same interview, churches have their opinion and homosexuals have their opinions. Do churches also have their own opinions about adultery, fornication, lying and stealing? Or do they stand by God’s view of these things no matter the cost?

 He went on to say that his own views on homosexuality have evolved and are evolving.

 This is, at best, limp-wristed leadership (no pun intended). Men who lead in this fashion will not be able to equip the saints to withstand the Politically Correct Tsunami that is poised to wipe out all the churches “playing church.”  

 To be fair, he did try to walk the evolving comment back. But you have to wonder how someone so smart (okay, I’m being sarcastic) could say something so dumb. And truth be told, his excuse didn’t work too well when you consider the question he had been asked by Lamont-Hill.

 As society changes its view of homosexuality (along with living together and a host of other examples of the lowering of standards), will the church goer have anything besides a bunch of shouting and feel-good performances to help them stand? Will they have men who stand on the truth of the word, exhorting the Christian to stand, to present ourselves as men who will stand for Christ. 

 T. Dexter tells you to “Get ready! Get Ready! Get Ready!” because your breakthrough is about to come to you. He tells you “Get Ready!” for a blessing. But what he doesn’t do is equip you to stand up to the choice of rejecting that which God says is wrong, not matter the cost.

 Think about it. How can a man who is admired by the likes of Oprah Winfrey be a soldier in the army of the Lord? He’s way too busy trying to be liked and way too careful to avoid offending anyone. And he’s willing to work with those who are openly and virulently hostile to the Gospel. 

 Do you want to grow as a Christian? Dump the social clubs, the shouting-fests, the “churches” that major in making you feel good instead of guiding you in the development of holiness, integrity, and discipline. And of course I’m not talking about being perfect, just having a desire to grow in Christ, being willing to take up your cross daily.

 Run from the pimps and their churches. Christian: run to Christ…and all that he calls you to.

 And you folks at First Baptist Church of Glenarden on the Kettering need to remember: T. Dexter is John K. Jenkins’ mentor.   John Kenneth Jenkins, the Senior Pastor at FBTGotK  wants to be like T. Dexter when John grows up.

You have to wonder.

Tongues and Interpretation of Tongue ala Cashflow Dollar

August 30, 2015

  
 You know I can speak in tongues, right? And I can interpret tongues as well.  
 Unfortunately, I can only speak and interpret one language: Pulpit-pimp, the unofficial language spoken by those men and women who stand behind the pulpit Sunday after Sunday, telling you that if you give them your hard earned dollars, God will bless you with riches unimagined.  

 As you know, recently, Creflo Dollar (aka Cashflow Dollar) let the world know he wants a brand new jet. But not just any jet. He wants a G650, the top of the line, I would sell my grandmama to get it, business jet. And he wanted to get it paid from through a group funding website. After the firestorm of outrage, he retracted to request and waited for things to quiet down.

Later, the World Changers came out with a statement letting the world know that they are still going to get the jet, the G650 that is now going for almost $70 million.

To show you how my gift of interpretation of tongues works, I’m going to interpret what World Changers said in in their native pulpit-pimp into English.

The board came out with a statement addressing the intent to purchase the jet. They said, in P-P tongues:

“It is our belief that this ministry is called to serve people globally — to literally change the world according to the Great Commission — and our infrastructure and operational plan reflect the worldwide nature of that assignment. Our pastors share the gospel of Jesus more than 300 times per year — in churches, arenas, venues, convention centers, stadiums and other facilities across the entire planet — and are committed to aggressive travel schedules that cannot be fulfilled via any means other than private aircraft,”

Here is the interpretation of tongues:

“We do a whole lot of traveling to make sure the suckers that follow us are always willing to give us more money. Our plan to work this scam requires we be able to travel all over the world…a lot. Going through commercial airlines just takes too long and would keep us from getting from cash cow to cash cow as quickly as we want to.”

Then the “board” goes on to say:

“A long-range, high-speed, intercontinental jet aircraft is a tool that is necessary in order to fulfill the mission of the ministry. In light of an unfortunate accident that recently resulted in the ministry’s aircraft being declared a total loss, it is our intention to purchase another airplane at a time, place and price of our choosing,”

Interpretation:

“Bite me.”

Then they said:

“We plan to acquire a Gulfstream G650 because it is the best, and it is a reflection of the level of excellence at which this organization chooses to operate. We, the World Changers family, so value the lives, the safety and the well-being of our pastors and leaders that we wish to provide to them the best air travel experience possible,”

Interpretation:

“We’ve convinced people that flash and bling are evidence of God’d blessing. There ain’t nothing blingier than a G650. So get out of our faces before we sick our mindless followers on you.”

Finally, World Changers said the following:

“We understand that others may interpret biblical truths differently — the freedom to worship as one chooses is a fundamental hallmark of a free society — but we wish to assert our God-given right to practice what we believe. This is our faith, the very basis for what we believe, and it is not necessary that we justify it.”

Which of course translates to:

“We know the sheeple who follow us are too stupid to see how grossly we twist the Scriptures to our own benefit. So shut up already, because the more we talk about it, the more likely it becomes that some of the Creflo Captives (or as we call them “the Craptives) might actually start thinking. Then we would be totally screwed. And Pastor wouldn’t have an airplane.”

Please! Don’t bother to thank me. It was a pleasure to be able to help you through the use of my gift of interpretation of tongues. I just wish I had more of an opportunity to help the Body of Christ in this manner.

Be a Liberal, Wallow in Inconsistency

August 29, 2015

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I love liberals. They are so entertaining. At least, they’re entertaining when they are not in charge. When they are in charge, they do nothing but destroy and show their incredible inconsistencies. Let’s consider just a few of those inconsistencies.

After the killing of several church goers in South Carolina, Liberals began a crusade to get rid of all Confederacy-related monuments, building names, and other stuff.

An actress out of California is pushing to have J.E.B. Stuart High School, is trying to get the name of the school changed. After all, J.E.B. Stuart was a general for the Confederate army. And we all know the confederacy was all about racism.

A confederate monument in front of some courthouse has been covered up (God forbid our children should see the man with a Confederate flag) until the city can figure out what they can do to get that shameful image removed.

And ostensibly, all of this is being done so the darker members of society (aka Negroes) won’t have their sensibilities offended.

But if we are going to do these things, why stop there? There are a whole host of monuments, street names, and building names the Liberals should be upset about. At least they should be if they were to be consistent, a quality not closely associated with Liberalism.

If the Liberals were consistent they would want to erase the presence of Woodrow Wilson, Theodore Roosevelt, Margaret Sanger, and even W.E.B Dubois.

Pull up a chair and let me tell you why.

You’re all familiar with Woody Wilson, right? He was a progressive; what we now call Liberals.

President Wilson was an interesting fellow. You could say, without being the least bit hyperbolic or incendiary, that he was a racist. Why would I say that?

Have you ever heard of a movie entitled “Birth of a Nation”? Produced by D. W. Griffith and debuted back in 1913. It extolled the South, the Confederacy, and the Southern enmity toward Blacks. It did a great deal to actually incite some of the dumber Southern types to do violence against Blacks. It represented Blacks as a bunch of chicken chompin’, White woman chasing, bunch of animals.

Guess who thought the movie was a work of art? Wait! Wait! Guess who held a viewing in the Whitehouse (I hope that wasn’t too big a clue)? And guess who had D.W. over as a result of the movie?

Yep. Woodrow Wilson.

He thought the Klan was right on target. He thought Blacks (Federal employees) should be separate from the whites federal employees. He re-segregated Federal services insisting that Blacks would be much better off if they weren’t around Whites.

Woodrow Wilson was hostile to Blacks. He was a racist. He promoted the Klan. He promoted a movie that was incredibly hostile to Blacks. He re-segregated the Federal service.

Yet, we have a major street in Alexandria Virginia named after him: Wilson Blvd. The Wilson Bridge is a structure that connects Washington DC and Maryland.

Some folks were talking about removing the bodies of a confederate general and his wife. Yet no one is calling for the removal of Wilson’s body from the National Cathedral.

But it gets a little better. When Wilson was president and re-segregated the Federal Service, moving Black in the Departments into separate buildings, guess who signed the order? Yes, it was Theodore Roosevelt himself.

Guess who maintained the separation of men in the military? Yep. FDR.

If the Libs are going to be consistent, shouldn’t they rename the Roosevelt Bridge? And shouldn’t they get rid of the monument he got just a few years ago? Wouldn’t the Libs want to do that?

Do you think someone who views your race as weeds in a garden is friend of your race? I certainly wouldn’t.

I’d be frightened of someone who wanted to use rather drastic measures to get rid of Blacks before they have a chance to be born. And yet Margaret Sanger is viewed as one of the patron saints of Feminists and Liberals in general.

She was very much in favor of using abortion to get rid of Blacks and other people of color. She was the creator of Planned Parenthood, an organization that has killed multiple millions of Black babies, something every Klan member would have given his eye-tooth to accomplish.

So why are we trying to put this woman’s image on the five dollar bill?

And Dubois? He thought what the Nazis were doing was just fine. Just fine.

But again, Liberals are not consistent. Or perhaps, just perhaps, they know you don’t pay enough attention to see that they are not consistent.

They even provide you with “pastors” who help you not see the realities of Liberalism. Jesse (Having My Baby) Jackson has practically pledged his soul to Planned Parenthood. Ditto for Al (Don’t Mention Tawana Brawley) Sharpton.

These men, and men like them are pimps who want nothing more than to make money off of you. If they can get extra money by being a shill for the Liberals, hey, they’ll do that too.

Get off the plantation. Think for yourselves. If you profess to be a Christian, then make decisions like a Christian.  Don’t listen to those pulpit pimps who are more interested in getting your money than teaching you a Christian world view.


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